|5/29/2010 7:13:33 PM -
To my friend Joey Smith
So, apparently you're now in Rhodestown. Congrats. It takes hard work to get that fat. I too am still in Rhodestown, just so you know. No intention of leaving. You may make fun of what I'm doing in the gym, but just know that its so that, as a man, I can pull more than I can bench. Even Dizenzo can do that, and he hasn't pulled since like '84. Maybe you need some discs fused?
Also Jeremy Frey called me today. He wants me to ask you that you stop coddling his balls in every post you make, that swinging from them that hard is starting to hurt.
All in fun, Joey is my good friend,