|1/12/2012 8:22:21 AM - Clint Darden
It amazes me that since I met my wife it seems like nobody notices that I'm twice their size. I remember dating her and Ambercrombie-Twigs used to step in between us at bars to talk to her...while we were having dinner. I remember a woman asking me if my wife had a boyfriend and I said "Yeah, ME!". Five minutes later the waitress dropped my wife her number with a note that said "call me, xoxo".
The other day I was at the bank and got another recent reminder that size does not matter. I was waiting in line (we have long lines filled with slow people and very slow tellers) when this woman and her grand son just walk up and step right in front of me. I looked at her and just threw up my arms, looked around, and laughed REALLY LOUDLY!
By the time it was my turn, the teller says "Did that woman just jump in front of you?". I kindly replied...yeah, I guess I'm just near invisible or something. She says "Yeah, it's probably because you are so tiny and friendly looking, nobody even notices you, haaa!".
Very Lucky Woman,