Update on all this doctor bullshit
As many of you know a few weeks ago I had to get a routine eye exam so I could get some new contact lenses. The doc there saw some of what she called "hemmoraging" on the back of my eye and insisted I had diabetes and wouldn't not clear me for lenses until I had it checked out. That touched off the most ridiculous wild goose chase of going from one doctor to the next all claiming probable health problems which resulted in the following:
Three different blood tests
Two urine samples given
A finger in my butt hole
Fondling of my junk (by a man)
A CT scan of my junk (by a machine)
Radioactive dye injected into my body
probably about nine hours of time wasted in various waiting rooms.
Hundreds of dollars in co-pays
I met with my doctor today, this was my results of all this bullshit testing:
Kidney function: NORMAL
Cholestoral: VERY GOOD
Testosterone: MID NORMAL RANGE
CT Scan: EVERY THING CAME OUT LOOKING FINE
Blood Pressure: A TAD HIGH
Training missed due to Dr Appts: TOO MUCH
Wallet: A LOT LIGHTER
All of which I already knew but these morons wouldn't listen to me.
All I wanted to do is buy some contacts. Can I have my freakin contact lenses now you f*cking bitch!!
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